BUSY

really describes my life now.

And true to popular belief, I didn't retain as I thought I would. But I got moderated (or some would call it advanced) to Sec 4 Express. I've said this once, I'll say it again. Time fucking flies like nobody's business. Next year its not just the big 'E' its the GC'E' O' levels and God help me cause I think maybe its better if I retained.

Touch Wood :X

Anyway, just to touch a little on my sister's wedding...


I was extremely shagged on 27th October (wedding ceremony day) as the night before I really could not sleep well...(thought of sister leaving the house...) and I had to wake up at 7 am, get dressed full suit and go down to open the bridal car door for Wen Zhan, my present Bro in-law.

So I escorted a delegation of the groom and his 'brothers' (close friends) up the lift and to the corridor outside my house.

There my sister's girlfriends were all assembled inside the gate, waiting to unleash their little tests upon Wen Zhan to prove his worth for my sister, to make sure that fetching the bride would not be such an easy task.

First up,

"Suan, tian, ku, la"

These 4 chinese hanyu pinyin describe 4 different tastes which translates into (Sour, Sweet, Bitter and Spicy)


They had to finish a plate of food (I dunno whether you can call it food coz its barely edible to me) which consisted things that fufilled the 4 different tastes

There were 'Warheads' (the sour sweet), chunks of lemon, bittergourd and chilli padi (be4 i continue, let me stress that the chilli padi is the small ones that burn your tongue and destroy your tastebuds. Courtesy of my dad who eats them daily :D)

"finish the whole plate" said my sis's bridesmaid, Pamela.


I was laughing at their predicament like some son of a bitch as I watched their faces of agony, espcially Wen Zhan and Jackson, his best man. They were the only ones who touched my dad's killer food (Wen Zhan ate 4 in a row, downed it like a true man to prove his worth) and Jackson ate 2.

The other brothers?

Useless bunch of sissies who dare not stand up for their leader... =.= lousy pieces of shit!

They were the ones who chiong-ed for the warheads 1st which were the easiest to consume.





The next test?

60 push ups and star jumps (in their suits) and sing a song while doing them...

Once again, Wen Zhan and Jackson did the most....... useless brothers.....




following up was the QNA...

Stupid questions were asked like " What is the length of my sister's longest strand of hair?" to which he hantam-ed "90 cm" and "how many moles has she got on her body" (Imagine the scandal if he knew :P)



He was let into the house, but not spared.


He was in the living room, and only my sister's room door separated him from her.

More things like "Say 'I love you' in 10 different languages/dialect


English, Chinese, Malay *tsk tsk*, Korean, Japanese, Bahasa Indonesian, Hokkien, Teochew, Cantonese and surprisingly, Latin.



and so he completed the test of fetching the bride..


Ladies, who get marrried next time, make sure ur sisters tekan the groom more!



Barely having a few hours rest, following up, the wedding ceremony.

I arrived at church 1 hour earlier to have a look on the final touches and preparations...

And of all fucking times...nature called...

I rushed down, full suit and all into the toilet....and after i finished.... I ended up sweating like some ********


My heart was pounding after the opening prayer...as it was time for me, Greg and Pamela to Proclaim the Word of God.

Thank God, for he did not let any cough or sore throat ruin His Divine Words...and everything went smoothly......Thank You God, for your Divine Intervention.

After the ceremony ended and we were up at the reception room...it was discovered that Father Patrick, the celebrant of the wedding mass decided to take his afternoon nap...

Which meant me, to say grace on behalf on him...for the food... :D

Probably half the guests present were like thinking "Who the hell is this young punk think he is to say grace on behalf of a priest?"

Well, I would prefer to think of a quick prayer of grace than to bang on the door of Father Pat who's in his little dream.... so fuck off........



Had a great buffet, before we rushed home again for the tea ceremony.........

zzz


which took another 1 and half hour.......

and then...I slept until the next day.......literally....





Thanks to all servers once again... Chris, Damien, James and Ryan.










Anyway, had my hair highlighted XDD!

And I served mass with Shawn Khoo(his first mass) Greg, Damien and Sean Paul. Greg was a little unhappy about me serving mass with my dyed hair.... XP

IMO, Shawn did really well for his first mass...much better than me at least...

Went out for dinner... Me, Greg and the Khoo family at Jago Close.


That's about it for now...


But anyway...still have to prepare myself this week also... I'm helping Ms Pereira move some of the O' level art pieces (about 30 of them) from God knows where, back to school... with some other students...this coming thursday

She did mention that we could come in home clothes, really hope this is just a personal matter and she won't mind my hair.... ;X

And lastly for the wedding dinner this thursday also...

God help me...


and God Bless you...